Perschwinkle

The act of being baffled, shocked, or amazed in a sarcastic manner

Friend: "I like Antony"
Other Friend's Response (that completely knew that): "no way! you had me completely perschwinkled!!!"

by Monster Molly March 18, 2009

Persohnify

1. To have a combination of amnesia and alzheimers.

2. To giveth and then taketh away.

3. To have the emotional habits and demeanor of a 5 year old at the age of 50 or more.

4. To not be able to explain the simplest technical matter, yet refer to yourself as a world leading expert.

5. To be so crazy and deranged that your friends and family love you for it.

To receive an order from your largest customer, then try to place the ordwer with your customer insteasd of with your supplier, the forget you issued an order at all, then forget you received an order at all, then to ask where did all the orders go? Then to be told we received the order. Then to forget whether we placed the order or not, then to forgert to confirm your customers order, then to have them cancel their order due to lack of communication, then to withdraw their funds from your bank account, then for you not to notice they withdrew their funds,

Then to go bankrupt. And forget.

To Persohnify.

by TallyTally January 12, 2011

perschmaps

An anti-establishment way of saying perhaps.

See also, *maybe*

Kevin: You should start trolling on memes. It's hilarious.

Dani: Perschmaps

by danipants June 29, 2011

persistacunt

a persistant cunt

that chick won't stop texting me, she's such a persistacunt

by sir smokalotta October 4, 2012

Pershroom

A person happy to be treated by others in a similar way to a mushroom - kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

The public accept everything people in power tell them like pershrooms.

by Naimad June 17, 2012

Persian Tickle

When you gently tickle your partners tante with sand on your figures during sex this causes your partner to become excited.

Person 1"what did you do with your boyfriend last night"
Person 2"We had sex and for foreplay he gave me a Persian tickle"

by BridgeTheGap62 July 2, 2014

Pershittie

Prim or overly meticulous. It is an old Scots word similar to pernickety, perjinkety, perskeety.

He was a rather pershittie fellow.

by ivy5124 July 3, 2016