peanut butter and jelly 

While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.

Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.

peanut butter and jelly by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005

Peanut Butter And Legos 

When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.

In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.

Peanut Butter And Legos by Patricio Bernardo Gouveia December 13, 2008

peanut butter and jelly 

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.

Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!

peanut butter and jelly by thegrandeton May 2, 2014

peanut butter guts 

smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million

man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts

peanut butter guts by Timanzoh May 31, 2006

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!

"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"

"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."

Peanut Butter Jelly Time by luv-u-2-luv-me May 13, 2009

peanut butter cookie 

In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.

That man totally just peanut butter cookie his pants!

peanut butter cookie by Dressagechick23 November 5, 2007

Peanut Butter Porcupine 

a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation

man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine

Peanut Butter Porcupine by PariahComplex May 12, 2011