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Pahooni

Usually the name of an awesome person of Indian descent, female for the most part. Can be a bit on the wild side and takes pride in that fact. Also tends to be shy around new people, but a great friend if you can gain her trust. Does not like to escort her sister when her sister goes to see her boyfriend who is most likely in the armed forces. She often acts dumb but don't be fooled, she is extremely smart, and is only toying with you.
Omg! She is such a Pahooni.

Get your Pahooni up off the couch!

Get your Pahooni over here
by Saraswati85 July 31, 2010
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pathenthetical

path-in-thet-ical

defining in a way or as id in basic terms
pathilogical "to lie when not realizing it ''

pathenthetical to lie and know it
iv'e done this in my life, well this is what iv'e done
dude ur a pathenthetical lier, everything i said i did uve done it and better
by kazi hada cun November 24, 2010
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Paho

cutest ,cuddliest, softest little dog ever. tho he/she might urinate when nervous, a Paho is definitely a lovely dog that is treasured.
Oh damn, Paho just peed again
by Nahnah nah boo-boo Rain December 6, 2010
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pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.
*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!
by randomer!!! March 15, 2011
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Pachoww

A describing word used when putting an action in a good or positive way.
by BlondieLove135 April 8, 2011
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Pahoehoe

At the moment of climax during heterosexual copulation, the male ejaculates no more than 1 3/8 inches into the females vaginal orifice distal (the opening). When the male's ejaculate begins to exit the vaginal opening, the male inserts "Pop Rocks" into is oral cavity and then proceeds to insert his lingua (aka tongue) between the female’s labia. The result is an explosion of fun for the couple to enjoy and reminisce about for years to come. The female gets to pretend she is a 'soda jerk' for a few moments as carbonation spews from her 'hu-ha'. For the male, this response provides him with a sense of arousal and accomplishment as this reminds him of the volcano he created in science class; furthermore the taste is of creamy "Pop Rocks" soda, salmon, with a touch of spunk creating a party in his mouth and everyone's invited.1

1. Pop Rocks. Pop Rocks. Website. Accessed July 30, 2015.
The gentleman suitor screamed in spewed man milk in the trailer queen's cupid box, he quickly grasped the box of Pop Rocks from the old purple wafer board bedside table, knocking over the cans of beer. Jethro then tipped the box to his lips and poured the sweet carbonated treat into his mouth. Before swallowing the sizzling candy, he bends down and inserts his tongue between her labia and produces a creamy frothy mixture of vajinal mucus, male spackle, and sugary fruity candy. "Oooooh" she squeals in delight; “Pahoehoe?” she asks. "Pahoehoe", he answers with his muffled voice muted by her muffin. "What? I can't understand you with your tongue in my box", says she. He raises his head and responds annoyingly "Pahoehoe! Can you hear me now? Are you deaf woman?" "I thought so, you cheeky devil" she laughed with delight. (Her laughter met with silence. "Jethro, did you hear me?” Lorlene asked. She looked and Jethro was asleep, his gin-induced drunken face resting on her pelvic pubic bush; mouth drooling in pahoehoe like sloppy white frosting on a muffin. The sizzle of Pop-Rocks was all she heard...

Nine months later, Lorlene and Jethro had a child with a Swiss cheese head.
by Dr. Blue O'Girthy August 31, 2015
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Pahoehoe

Just like a panini, except made with two hoes as a substitute for bread.
"Yeah man so I baked a pahoehoe for my family last weekend and now they hate me for some reason"
by sexi queen June 26, 2016
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