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Poopy Purse

The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018
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big poopy

when you poop so much that the toilet explodes
by poopoopopopopopop June 29, 2022
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Poopy Shamoly

1) an exclamation word, when something surprises you or is shocking

2) a combination of piss, shit, cum, ball sweat, and coagulated smegma in a disgusting concoction that is typically ingested by crack whores and hippies
1) John: POOPY SHAMOLY that girls smoking!!

2) Ryan: Me and my girl made a poopy shamoly last night, how many milliliters should I do for my first time?
Pedro: how about fucking 0 milliliters you fuck.
by Brodman585 April 9, 2023
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Poopy Penis

When your penis gets dark brown feces on it from a poopy anus
Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad
by Never not doing it October 13, 2022
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Poopie Diaps

She’s poopie diaps.
by Jacery October 19, 2020
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Poopy buttcrack

A Poopy buttcrack is when you park your bark and unload your timber, a little flies up your crack and you don’t wipe it.
Jacob had poo in his crack and he forgot to wip now he has a Poopy buttcrack.
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poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"
I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps
by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016
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