Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023
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Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023
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friendly fire

noun
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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 12, 2020
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friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.
this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.
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skittle friendly

my brother's gay so please be skittle friendly.
by T_R October 29, 2007
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family-friendly fun

Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!
Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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