Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

by Thunda J June 25, 2008

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.

Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021

muff sucker

Someone who sucks on hairy vagina.

Eg, Sandy is a muff sucker

by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014

Muff market

(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".

Example: "let's get out of here Gertrude. This place is a real muff market"

by Reginald Cartwright III September 16, 2015