a hellish place resembling a subway subs except with fake mexican food and where they yell at you when you come in the door, sometimes giving old people heart attacks
"I went to Moes Southwest grill because daddy was paying for it and when i asked for a baby queso the crazy cat lady threw a burito at the wall, and then a little black kid asked me to stop leaning on the glas in front of the sign that said dont lean on the glass, and i told him daddy was gonna come have a talk with him about his glass because daddys a lawyer. then it took forever to pay with my pheonix cash and when i looked to see how much was left i was like yeap still in the thousands."
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A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.
The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.
Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...
David: ...gurgle...
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