moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.

child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...

by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010

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Moose Beard

A fat hairy Vagina

WOW look at that moose beard!!

by chrjen July 8, 2010

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Related Words

moose • moosh • moose-knuckle • moosa • Moosed • Moosecock • moosey • moose head • mooshoo • moosing

weapons of moose destruction

Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!

Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!

by jezz February 17, 2004

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a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.

"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor

by numbah one amish skanksta September 7, 2008

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