montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

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a white boy with a perm, says the n word. denies having a perm. looks emo irl and misses ash hounds

montana is so scary gurl.... omg his crew sucks

by azuhata November 23, 2021

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montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

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An amazing tv show where Miley Cyrus plays the lead in. She’s a normal school girl by day but at night she’s a hit pop star. Many people say it’s bad but it’s one of the best ever!!!! Literally my childhood much love for it. The songs in it are bops too!!

One person-Hey have you seen the tv. Show Hannah Montana?

Other person- hell ya it’s my favorite show!!!

by Kshchowi irbnak nrueiqo April 11, 2019

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