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Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
by Jack Chat April 1, 2020
mugGet the Mobile Sperm Bankmug.

village mobility scooter

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.
‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’
by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018
mugGet the village mobility scootermug.

mobile mouth hug

Getting oral pleasure(head) while driving down the road.
You want me to give you a mobile mouth hug while you drive me home?
by PureHeaven January 29, 2023
mugGet the mobile mouth hugmug.

Weiner-mobile ritual

A ritual in which a German-speaker take a Weiner sausage, attaches wheels on it and rides it, the Weiner-mobile, from Frankfurt to Bavaria while drinking beer.
Hey bro, my man Walter just performed a Weiner-mobile Ritual. I know right, he's so cool!
by Viguple September 20, 2021
mugGet the Weiner-mobile ritualmug.

Mobile Drunkard Unit

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.
Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.
by Brot7zo October 23, 2007
mugGet the Mobile Drunkard Unitmug.

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match
by cyberchancla May 4, 2022
mugGet the Cod mobile playersmug.

3d mobile games

the most crappy games you can find that have the most stupid ads you will ever see
wtf are these ads i don't want to play these stupid 3d mobile games
by shit words April 14, 2021
mugGet the 3d mobile gamesmug.

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