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French Military Victories

noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"

Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"

French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
by Mr Danish May 31, 2009
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metal militia

What was going to be metallica's first name....then Bob Rock didn't like it and was forced to change it......
On through the mist and the madness
We are trying to get the message to you
Metal Militia
Metal Militia
Metal Militia
by {+}BaTtErY{--} April 28, 2005
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minitrucker

The owner of a lowered or bagged truck, which defies the very purpose of a truck. Usually in disrepair or not running, driven by Tapout and Affliction attired homos. A minitruck is quite possibly the gayest thing since AIDS.
Jim always needs a ride, since he's a minitrucker...his truck is either down for repairs, or can't be driven in rain or snow.
by rallydood January 13, 2011
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Militarded

Thinking that the military is useful, when all it is is a lot of guys running around shooting and raping people. they like to kill innocent people, and are ignorant and below the common knowledge level.
Johnny: This is some good home made pizza.
Bob: I'd rather eat some rations.
Johnny: Will you please shut up about the military for 5 minutes? God, you are militarded.
by MRpopeXXX March 27, 2009
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Pakistani Military

India's nightmare

In 1965, the Pakistani military so its biggest battle yet. The Pakistani military wasn't all to prepared for the attack, thus allowing the Indians to get close to Lahore and taking land. It also allowed the Indians to gain some victories over Pakistan and inflict casualties. But like Russia, Pakistan needed time. This was proven at chawinda. Both armies were fully prepared but Pakistan crushed the Indian army. The brave Pakistani army, consisting of 30-50k soldiers and 130-150 tanks went up against 50-100k Indian soldiers and 220 Indian tanks. What would be known as the 2nd largest tank battle after kursk, would also be known as the graveyard of Indian tanks.

Casualties of that battle were 44 Pakistani tanks destroyed, whilst 120-140 Indian tanks destroyed. This allowed Pakistan to advance into India. Pakistan also so victory on land against India inflicting heavy casualties. Such as the battle of Lahore. The Indian army was not able to get past the defences at Lahore. Their attempts to break through were crushed as the PAF showed its true power, bombing the Indian army to Heck. The Paf had gained air superiorty on the 1st day of this war. At the end the Paf lost 17-20 jets, whilst India lost 79-120 jets.

Despite there achievements this war was a stalemate.

Pakistans military is powerful. But India lies a lot about the wars. Don't believe them
Pakistan is a simple country. You don't mess with us, we ain't gonna mess with you. Bit if you mess with the innocent Muslim of kashmir, or any other Muslim nation, then you should expect the Pakistani military and the Pakistani air force to come knocking at your door.
by Oofal December 23, 2018
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Military Industrial Complex

A term that twinks use to display their vast knowledge of how the military works.
I for one think that anyone who joins the military is rather elementary. The military industrial complex does not care about them and will only use them as pawns. Also, we need to get Trader Joe’s to stop using the term Trader Jose’s, that is incredibly offensive.
by KeenanEatsBalls July 23, 2020
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North Iredell Militia

Group of guys from Olin and Statesville, North Carolina, who all attended North Iredell High School and now hang out all the time.
KC Daniel Caleb Artie Aaron Josh and Bill are in the North Iredell Militia
by KC April 11, 2005
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