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sac of misery

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.
by xarathustra December 1, 2017
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Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)
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Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!
My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!
by Mike the plug October 25, 2010
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Come Mierda

Means "dumbass" in Spanish. Commonly used by Hispanics, but mainly Cuban people, meaning "shit eater".
Oye! That guy is such a come mierda! He is such a dumbass!
by messifuckinrocks May 9, 2018
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carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.
Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.
by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020
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craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone
jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!
by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015
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Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!
"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"
by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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