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i live living in Minnesota*cough cough* CANADA
by pploverlol April 7, 2022
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Minnesota

The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
Mom: How was Vacation?
John:I hated Minnesota.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
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Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
by DXbuddie November 27, 2019
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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis
"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."
by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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