The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
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A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
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A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes
Person B.. did she do it the whole body??
Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....
Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
Person B.. did she do it the whole body??
Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....
Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
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