Hammie-bag

A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.

"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."

by Spidey_Sences15 March 16, 2022

Ur Mom

A famous phrase that young pupils use, normally to offend the kid they said it to.

Joe Bookster: "Whats answer 19?"

Kevin Hamsterson: "Ur Mom!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 06, 2022

Minnesota

The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.

Mom: How was Vacation?
John:I hated Minnesota.

by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022

Yopull

A state of mind when all you think about is blue penguins stuffed to the brim with mustard

"I remember when I was three I went through a Yopull."

by Spidey_Sences15 March 14, 2022

Helicopter Fish

A Helicopter Fish is a big huge fish with a blade in it's mouth. It spins it's blades in it's mouth to chop up prey.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A HELICOPTER FISH! IT WILL CHOP US UP AND EAT IS ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVVE! AHHHHH!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 05, 2022

Oblete

A large amount of mustard in a penguin

That's some oblete right there

by Spidey_Sences15 March 02, 2022

Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.

"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."

by Spidey_Sences15 May 09, 2022