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mexican huggie 

The paper bag in which a cold beer and or wine comes in when you buy such product from a convenient sto or liquor sto. If the individual par-takes in the cold beverage while it is still in said sack, the sack then becomes a mexican huggie.

The huggie is very handy when one wants to(keep his or her beverage on the down low, protects hands for cold container, bottle integrity, maintain liquid temp, ease of disposal.
My friend Sasha always enjoy's her boones farm wine in a mexican huggie so not to get her lil paws cold!!

Ninja's from Nickelville tend to sip on they 40's while protected in a mexican huggie!

Yo dawg just put yo cheap shizzle in a mexican huggie, that way all the big booty hoe's be thinking we dranking Heinekens!
mexican huggie by duckninja6 April 19, 2010
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mexican poop squad 

a mexican poop squad is when you and a bunch of friends eat taco bell, and a few hours later when it hits your stomach hard, all of you go and poop at the same time
mexican poop squad by jmac2314 August 6, 2010

Mexican Throwdown 

When a male ejaculates into the air, catches it with an open palm, and throws it down at a female on her knees.
So last night I surprised my girl with a good old Mexican Throwdown
Mexican Throwdown by DGibson March 18, 2011

Mexican Sausage Factory 

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
Mexican Sausage Factory by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

mexican champagne 

Tequila

Well known users include the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Chris Pratt: Oh this is really a Mexican Champagne?
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.
mexican champagne by AltLore March 4, 2015

mexican santa 

A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.
Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.
mexican santa by Saillfish December 8, 2016

mexican landfill 

After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.
I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.
mexican landfill by Coco Sean December 30, 2016