fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.

I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!

by PeeBalls March 30, 2018

Memory diffuser

A memory diffuser is a female who makes a man forget about his ex.

Brody: damn bro I miss my ex
Aaron: sound to me like you need a memory diffuser

by Aaron aka little smile July 20, 2020

Checkered memory

It's what vovich has

I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

by CitizenKhaine August 4, 2019

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017

echoic memory

When you know a person so much, that you can hear their voice in your head, even if they never said that word or sentence

Echoic memory is one type of sensory memory process. Specifically, echoic memory is sensory memory associated with auditory information received from the environment. The term echoic stems from the word echo, which is in reference to the brief echo, or the reverberation of sound that is transmitted neurologically via this type of sensory memory.

by Meow_Kat April 21, 2016

Memory Headache

When you remember something so goddamn hard that it physically hurts your brain for a bit

Friend: Remember that show we used to watch with the bears and the juice that made them jump a lot?

Me: Gummi Bears!!! Yo that just gave me a memory headache

by TheyCallMeJones August 28, 2022

Memory Loss

When you stutter and go completely blank in the middle of a sentence and continue saying Whatchamacallit or um.

"Yeah, I feel like, um, Whatchamacallit---Whatchamacallit-------Whatchamacallit! Wait what? ""Memory Loss"

by Lostandconfused? November 8, 2021