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georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018
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The Machine

mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"
by AlexHodge November 12, 2010
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Rage Against The Machine

Politically charged rap/rock band from the 1990's. Known best for their leftist/radical political views. Often considered hypocrites due to appearing many times on MTV and selling millions of albums on a major record label.
by nameface August 8, 2003
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Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.
Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.
by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004
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macken

take everything that can go along with making out and then minus the tounge. kissing alot in a heavy matter.
girl 1: how was the party last night?
girl 2: it was pretty good, i ended up macken with tom for awhile, so that was fun.
by the girl next door January 11, 2008
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perpetual blowjob machine

When a man drinks enough pineapple-flavored Smirnoff to sweeten his jizz and receives a blowjob, and the woman simultaneously becomes drunker from the increasingly sweet and vodka-laced semen, thus making her further inclined to give the man the blowjob. As of right now, the perpetual blowjob machine remains a simple thought experiment and has yet to be put into practice. Several attempts have been made, but universal forces such as friction have caused these attempts to fail. It is also believed that the amount of pineapple Smirnoff required is far greater than what the average man can safely consume. Thus, most physicists believe the perpetual blowjob machine to be an impossible feat, yet withhold it as a theoretical system of stable equilibrium. Were the perpetual blowjob machine to be successfully achieved, it would truly be a groundbreaking scientific discovery, undoubtedly worth the Nobel Prize in physics.
Einstein: "Since it is known that the essence of pineapple can sweeten one's load, and alcohol can drop a young woman willingly to her knees, then certainly a BJ given to a man who has consumed a sufficient amount of a substance such as pineapple Smirnoff shall find himself in an equilibrium of oral pleasure, whilst the young lady enjoys a self-sweetening and inebriating treat. A perpetual blowjob machine shall be the result of such circumstances."
by Pat did it September 20, 2010
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