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Miss Thing

A term used to describe a woman who is arrogant, self-absorbed and superficial. To call a woman "miss thing" is to suggest that she has little merit and yet walks around with an undeserved sense of superiority.
"Hey, check out Miss Thing over there in her brand new dress."
"She told me that her husband bought her that dress for $800!"
"Who told you that lie? She's not married, she bought that at a thrift store. I know because I bought that same exact dress two years ago at Ross for $25."
by Gladilay April 22, 2018
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Miss Heaston

Sexiest and naughtiest teacher alive. Don't be late for her class.
I spanked Miss Heaston with a yard stick.
Miss Heaston was naughty and had to have her name written on the board.
by Phil Mikels & Michael Puleo August 5, 2004
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Miss Kitty

ONE SASSY CAT!!
1. knows how to get down with her bad self and jam it out when the time calls for it.
2. The PMS queen of CMS
3. a male prostitute
An example for Miss Kitty would be a young girl just relizing what its like to be a women. Feeling new temtations and urges in normal life.
by Jenifuh June 7, 2007
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MISS LOLITA

a MISS LOLITA. (Living Our Lives In The Adversity) is a way of life complied of three rules:

1. Being confident.

2. possessing the utmost respect for oneself.

3. loving oneself.
when you stand up to the world, it means you are a MISS LOLITA.
by Bobby Donovan August 14, 2009
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Hardcore Missing

When you miss something or someone to the point that it is almost undefinable and you can only describe it by saying you want it with every fiber of your physical, mental, and soulful being.
When Jeff was talking to Nicole, who was so far away, he was hardcore missing her more than she would ever know.
by Jeffafafafa July 31, 2011
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Miss Lady

Something that drag queens, gay men and Shaniqua-like girls address each other as when they get sassy. Is usually accompanied by a Z-Snap, a smack of the lips, a twist of the head, and an "OH NO YOU DI'INT."

Beware of a drag queen, a gay man, or a Shaniqua when they refer to you as this term. If you want to keep your weave intact, it is necessary to Get Out Their Face for at least ten minutes after being called a Miss Lady. After ten minutes have passed, you can go back and sass them until they call you Miss Lady again. Then, beware.

Miss Lady is also the companion to "Miss Thing/Miss Thang."

Is also a term used excessively by people like Tyra Banks and Miss J. Alexander.
Drag Queen 1: Uh uh girl, you did NOT paint your fingernails Toxic Radioactive Vomit Orange!

Drag Queen 2: MHM girl, I did!

Drag Queen 1: Girl, you look ghetto-fabulous!

Drag Queen 2: Let's not get sassy, Miss Lady! We all know I'm a classy bitch!

Drag Queen 1: Bitch, you walked through the ghetto forest and hit every tree! Did you buy your weave at Walgreen's?

Drag 2: UH UH, YOU DID NOT GO THERE, MISS LADY *Z-Snap*

*Drag Queen 1 makes hasty retreat*
by Lyosha October 20, 2009
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Miss J

The biggest fag in the world. He is a run way model that stars on the show AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. He dresses like a female 90% of the time.
Miss J is a runway model and coach.
by Double DP February 2, 2009
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