Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

saturday logic

British Slang, An expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations.

"Where the fuck has Dave gone? It's his round!"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"

"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"

by Laith G May 12, 2006

Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.

When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.

by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009

selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.

god selmaan is cool!

by Thalis August 18, 2004

Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.

Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!

by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006

EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.

"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."

by MM132 September 12, 2012

X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.

Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.

by Black Plowman October 8, 2011