Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.

Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.

by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014

lock loins

Locking loins.......................Tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask Jane. Tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. Therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. This is where Jane comes in. Get it? For you chimps out there, it's the same thing as procreating, or having sex.

When my chick and me get back to my pad we're going to get naked and lock loins.

by Corporal Smoothie December 8, 2009

Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.

what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock

by zzchamp April 16, 2011

Combo-locked

Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.

"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"

by hailthemotherland March 6, 2015

Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face

One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies

by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008