An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
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