langer

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

Green Lantern

When a girl uses a glow-stick as a dildo, whilst at night time, therefore, making a glow in her pussy.

Jennifer used that green glow-stick to do a green lantern at the party.

by METALLICA123 January 2, 2011

green lantern

The neo-urbanite hipster code-word for marijuana.

"Dude, i just scored an eighth of green lantern!"

by dinkytown999biotch August 6, 2007

Lancelot

Lancelot > Mancelot > Manslut

A man who acts like a slut.

He's down in the pub acting a righteous
sir Lancelot.

by Mr. Soul August 25, 2008

Lance

Noun, adjective.
1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Derived from Lance Bass after his coming out of the closet.

See faggot

"Dude, stop touching my ballz, that's totally Lance!"
"Hey, Lance, you still slurping jizz?"
"That's about the most Lance thing I've ever seen."
"Yeah, I love men. Yeah, I'm Lance. Wanna fight about it?"

by Travis McLennan September 2, 2006

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam August 23, 2005

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance August 21, 2005