Funky Kong

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023

Kiddy Kong

A god lol

Kiddy Kong my god haha lol

by Crawck October 21, 2020

Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

by Redwood fan June 10, 2025

Kang Kong

People who say something without thinking anything about the meaning of what they said. People who answer anything on your question that's way too off. This is caused by a lack of sleep.

You're so kang kong today. Get some sleep.

by Darkhaha April 14, 2021

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

Kong

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.

Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.

by Hanayura September 18, 2023

King Kong

another word for a whore aka your ex

the girls i used to date are king kongs

by Hooden March 9, 2018