wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 24, 2011

kitchen

n. 1. the area behind the second dot on a billiard table where a cue-ball (after a scratch) may be played from; 2. the style of gameplay that requires a player to play the cue-ball from behind the second dot on a billiard table, after a scratch.

"Keep it in the kitchen, mate."

or

"We're playing kitchen, dumbass."

by Seth DS September 20, 2005

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 6, 2008

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

kitchen sink

a common nickname for a chinese person. eg. a chink

hehe.. did u get onto that kitchen sink?

by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005

Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008