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Junk Box

A promiscuous local woman that no one will date anymore and causes strife when inebriated.
The junk box is bumming drinks again.
by The Good Doctor T June 29, 2007
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junk mail

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011
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Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.
I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.
by blossombaby June 14, 2011
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love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.
I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.
by bayliss May 13, 2005
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junk bumper

A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).

People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.

Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?

Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath

Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
by rgv_rss April 26, 2007
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Junk in the box

It's where you cut a hole in the box, put your penis in it, and make someone open the box
Jack just totally junk in the boxed me, and now I am blind.
by Damien Smith November 5, 2008
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jenks middle school

lame ass school with a bunch of flat ass bitches and short ass little boys. mad wanna be gang members ad middle school thots wanting to be cool. fatass teachers that gotta use elevators to get to the 2nd floor. ong kids there racist ash
by land land October 1, 2021
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