deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

HEY JERRY

JERRY YOU EVIL BEING YOU I WILL CRY OVER THAT PICTURE BECAUSE YOUR FACE BURNS MY EYES AND I NEED TO LOOK AT SOMETHING GOOD

Hey Jerry

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

ben and jerrys special

when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off

guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood

girl:i know

by marshwallow June 14, 2011

tom and jerry the movie

what you just saw the movie well then you dont need to know not gonna tell ya

tom and jerry the movie is good but has flaws

by YAY_fucktheinternet March 1, 2021

jerky face

The epitome of all curse words. Is a noun. Basically means that someone is not worthy of living because of their face. Worse then calling someone a motherf***er
The worst insult you could ever call someone.
Ever.

I hate you! I HATE YOU! YOUR nothing but a stinkin... a stinkin jerky face!

by dadio LP September 12, 2006

annie uncle jerry

The engagement in incestual sexual behavior between a brother and sister, often involving a third, unrelated participant. Often times, the encounter involves the use of the position known as the spit roast, with the sister (known as the annie) receiving the reproductive organ of the brother (known as the uncle jerry) in her mouth, while simultaneously receiving the reproductive organ of the third, unrelated participant in either her vagina or anus.

Dude, when I go to Boston this summer, I am going to round up Adam's mother and uncle and we are gonna have one giant annie uncle jerry.

by Half-Brew April 4, 2008

minge jerky

The chewy elements of vaginal discharge, particularly during menstruation.

Phil - What's that caught between you teeth, Dave?
Dave - Well, Phil, I was going down on the missus last night and the painters were in. Got a bit of minge jerky caught in between my incisors.
Phil - Is that more or less embarrassing that spinach?

by fossnessmonster March 12, 2009