instaglamour

People who use the smoke screen of Instagram and other social media sites, to maintain a glamourous appearance and lifestyle that ordinarily wouldn't be possible for them in real life.

Have you seen Chelsea's instragam lately? She's flown around the world 3 times in less than a week! Her Instaglamour game is on point! #jetlife

by toppun January 29, 2016

instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm

Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*

by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

Insta Dramatic

That one girl who is soooo dramatic online and people are so fed up of her biz.

InstaDramatic- I hate mi life, nubody understands moi ;-;
You - I hate you
InstaDramatic- Your so rood ;-;
You - Feckin' Insta Dramatic, kill urself

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram

"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"

by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016

insta fake

Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.

Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.

by Cats917 July 25, 2016

insta curse

A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.

Billy: Dude, like my new insta with kelsey
Adam: Dude that's an insta curse!!

by tech4life February 26, 2017