The down-south version of a Blumpkin. A sweet aromatic experience where you insert the genital of a defacating man into your oral cavity. Known for the sweet smells of defecating southern foods.
by moonbb33 September 19, 2013
a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.
by smartypants678 March 25, 2007
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by mr.blindman May 17, 2003
by Donna K. March 26, 2003
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
by oldgeezer March 16, 2010