chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.

by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

idiotic temper

when an idiot rages during a argument

someone: you stole this meme
idiot: NOOOO I DIDNT I SCREWED UR MOM!!! WAAA!!!
someone else: that guy Is having a idiotic temper!

by cool cheerio?! July 12, 2023

Fresh idiot

A fishing term referring to freshly caught fish. The fish in this context are idiots because they have to be mentally deficient in order to be caught in the first place.

I just brought back a load of fresh idiot.
Oh look, they’re selling fresh idiot at the market.

by John Sollenyfski January 19, 2021

Spillage Idiot

A person who constantly knocks over drinks at a party.

A stupid person incapable of conducting themselves in a proper manner because they got so wasted. Very unpopular at parties and in bars.

"Dude, you've knocked my drink over again, you're a spillage idiot"

"Who invited the spillage idiot?!"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.

you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!

by Anna S May 3, 2006

Fawkin Idiot

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org

"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc

by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004

scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021