happs

Happs stands for half off appetizers. Applebee's has half off apps, or happs, starting at 8 every night.

Ex 1: Wanna get happs later?

Ex 2: I'm at Applebee's for happs.

by the fifans April 22, 2016

harps

1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle

2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed

I was pulling into my driveway and BAM!, I Harpsed.

by angry_gnome August 22, 2004

Hopscotch

AKA Hop, Hoppy.

Insane french. Sexy and cool.

The Hoppy started to go on about the hippopothamus, but I was too distracted by his one eyed baby. That sexy beast.

by Ciarin January 7, 2004

Hapsion

to hate more than humanly possible. to hate with a passion

"UGH!!! I fucking hapsion Steve!!!!!"

by allzter January 26, 2006

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

by Drunk billiards June 14, 2010

Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

by sm3992 October 19, 2010