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Hambone

That guy on your hockey team that quotes stats on the bench. Who has moves as smooth as silk .Tends to prance around like a Disney princess in the ice capades.
Hambone went in on net with a triple deek, then finished off with a triple lutz.
by Squatchnation May 23, 2014
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banana hammock

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.
1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK
by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009
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hamboneriffic

I made it up, but it's an official word now that it's in the dictionary!
by Phillip Oliver Holes June 7, 2004
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Hambone

A butt fuck who likes fuck mainly in the butt. He'll tongue punch your fartbox any day. Mainly Ralphs.
Hey mayne. I's a likes me a hambone right now.
I want a hambone tonight.
by Elfartboxo January 25, 2017
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hooter hammock

a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hooter hammocks in every imaginable color.

Did you see the hooter hammock Gretchen had on last episode?
by Dignme1 March 10, 2009
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hambone

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.
Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.
by r0ckstar September 19, 2008
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hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.
<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.
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