german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

A ching Chong hamster

A Chinese person that looks like a hamster (literally)

“Woah that guy looks like a ching Chong hamster!”

by The ching Chong roach January 15, 2023

Hamster

Someone who lies, steals, and cheats. The rodent form of a tool, a douche bag, and idiot and a whore.

That girls annoys me so much, she is such a Hamster!!!

by JoeSchmidlap May 6, 2011

Hamster

(n) - A younger male that actively persues older women. The male version of a gerbil. A cougar's meal.

The hamster chose to go to more sophisticated bars in hopes of finding a cougar to take him home.

by Thetaters December 7, 2009

hamster rush

when during sex a bucket of hamsters is dumped on a naked person's body.

dude she came so loud when I hamster rushed her

by hampstering May 10, 2011