Half-birthday

a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.

Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?

No - because it's a made up thing.

by Da Zhong October 11, 2011

halfbang

When you only get half way through sex because their parents walk in.

I went over to my girl's house for some fun, but her parents got home early so I only halfbanged her.

by EjoThims September 11, 2003

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

Half Send

For pussys who don’t full send

Not doing it for the boys, it should be a full send, not a half send

by Nelk Boys April 20, 2018

Half bi

u like one gender

yo anthony i’m half bi
what’s that mean

i like one gender

by dtwist221 December 29, 2020

dick-and-a-half

A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.

Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!

by Rock Cowles March 21, 2007

your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009