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guidette

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.
"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."
by GGCC December 30, 2009
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guirella film-making

A Dogma95 new cinema of hand-held, free-form filmography.
usually done with a digicam and distributed over the net, in what is called 'microcinema'.
guirella film, any one? It's cheap, no-bugdet-y and any dillweed can be the next Stanley Kubrick?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.
"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"
by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010
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GuineanMaestro

A fat, virgin, basement dwelling, neck bearded cunt who reps the greatest midfielder of all time to lure children to his profile. Avoid this type of cunt at all costs.
"Do you know GuineanMaestro, bro?" "Oh, that sad lonely virgin on Twitter? Yes I do, mate".
by Amazing beast July 19, 2018
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Guinea

a person of southern Italian and African ancestry living in the US. used to refer to the less ethnically diverse southern Italians who closely resemble their African American cousins by driving Cadillacs and wearing gold chains and having darker skin and other ethnic features not found among europeans.
hey you guinea said a white European American toa white, northern Italian. "f ... you said the northern Italian, I don't have any African in me and am not a guinea. but my cousin Louie with the Cadillac and gold chains, he's proud of his African heritage and he'll kick your as if you call him a guinea.
by Jack Bollox June 25, 2019
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The guinea pig

A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.
Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.
by BigNerd9000 June 28, 2017
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Georgia Guidestones

A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.

The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.

Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!

Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
A C C E L E R A T E

A C C E L E R A T E
by swntimentoffreedom July 9, 2020
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