Grouted

The act of being Grouted is when a girl wont go down on you, so you grab her by the head in a full nelson and try to pull her head to you crotch.

"That girl was toying with me so I grouted her"

by JoeyAshland May 8, 2014

gouteyus

When you have fucked up lucid dreams about something trying to harm you {or harming you} but you don't know whom or what it is and you repeatedly try 2 wake yourself but you can't

Pronounced- goat - te - us

Tonight I had this gouteyus dream

this skank ass bitch ass whore would

not stop trying to hurt/ torment me

I would check to see if i was dreaming
& I knew I was because I couldn't turn on any lights

I would then try to run, fight back or wake myself up but
then i would just end up in another dream to repeat all of that shihtzus

by Epocsorohgin September 24, 2014

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015

Grudening

When a person vocally and drunkenly loves every player in a live fantasy draft.

Last night Rj would not stop Grudening every pick!

by rjisagod August 27, 2016

Grotesca

The act of wiping cum off of your hand with a napkin

The grotesca method is used by" "most teenagers these days

by GrotuskMaster January 16, 2017

glutenesia

The societal forgetfulness of how to use the gluteal muscles effectively, relying on compensatory measures with other muscles.

The reason most people have low back pain is because of glutenesia.

by Bens2367 March 9, 2017

Grete Mandelsaus

A person that doesn't know that Odin is building stacks.

GRETE MANDELSAUS SLUTT Å STJEL STACKS!

by NeonXCraft April 4, 2017