Saucy Gauntlet

The Saucy Gauntlet is the act of taking a slice of pepperoni pizza with barbeque sauce instead of tomato sauce, crushing the slice of pepperoni pizza with your bare hand and proceeding to finger your partner or person of choice.

Girl 1: "So, what are you and James going to do tonight?"
Girl 2: "We're going to Domino's"
Girl 1: "He's taking you do Domino's for a date???"
Girl 2: "Yeah, and afterwards he's going to give me the Saucy Gauntlet"
Girl 1: "Damn giiirl, you're nasty"

by Wrothy August 29, 2022

Gruntiness

Noun
A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.

All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity

The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.

An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.

Recipe for Gruntiness:

1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet

Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.

Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com

by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008

Grunterhole

The Internet

I can't log onto the fucking Grunterhole because the AGB Firewall is blocking my modems

by Piggy Smooth-Face October 18, 2008

Grant

Grant is a one of a kind person. He is someone with good taste in music and is filled with personality. With big brown loving eyes that looks into your soul with one glance can make your heart melt pure gold. He is a one of a kind. With the sweet voice he has he holds many secrets. Grant is trustworthy because after holding what he's capable of he can hold many of the secrets you spill to him. How he handles his sorrows and stress with bad habits such as drinking from dusk to dawn on his days off. It almost makes you worry. He doesn't let his emotions show as much though with the friendly smile and wide loving eyes that says he wouldn't want you to worry, but you do anyways. Sometimes he builds enough stress that he completely ghosts you. You slip into dreamland and sometimes he stops to visit. Either seeing him avoid you in a grocery store, hearing him cry in your living room, or even seeing him sitting calmly with a big smile on your grandparents couch. Grants are goofy as they are loving. Every time you pass by a faint cigarette smell, Grant comes to mind. With the sweet, loving, and warm hugs he gives you in the crisp late fall evenings makes you smile and fall even more for him. It's the way he smiles at you that makes you fall deeper than a bottomless pit. Grant is an amazing person and no one could tell me otherwise, but sometimes he doesn't think.

Grant can be a good guy.

by snickerdoodle127 December 3, 2019

the frozen gaunt

Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.

A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"

by pistolwood March 27, 2015

Grunts

Those annoying little fucks in Halo.

Try not to waste your shotgun ammo on Grunts. They're not worth it.

by Kevin Martin May 7, 2004

Grant's Law

No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.

Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.

Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.

by bifloman January 26, 2006