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goober kisser

Someone who kisses the tip of a cock
That guy looks like such a goober kisser
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
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Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car
“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”
by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023
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Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.
"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."
by BigC_ May 5, 2024
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goober

means a silly little fella, or a cute little guy. commonly used to describe an animal
aww that cat is such a goober! so joyous and silly.
by SoupstRR December 28, 2023
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Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego
Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.
by Reno0602 March 19, 2024
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goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.
after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.
by freakoswa February 25, 2011
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Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.
Stop being such a goober oppossum.
by Cherrytales March 5, 2019
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