glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

glitter high

So baked that you end up watching the entirety of Mariah Carey's movie Glitter because you're too stoned to sit up and get the remote control from the coffee table.

Dude, watch out for Mary's brownies. I got totally Glitter High and kept forgetting to blink.

by ox gray September 4, 2017

Glitter dick

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018

glitter fluffer

A person who is assigned to keeping/preparing a females vagina for pornography, modeling sets, escorts teasing, etc.

The glitter fluffer worked the woman's clitorus vigorously in attempts to preping it for plump appearance in the photo shoot.

by Can't kickit July 5, 2018

Glitter

Genital herpes. See glitter girl.

Person a: Should I hook up with that fake hippie chick?
Person b: If you do, use protection. She’s got glitter, dude.

by ETbones June 26, 2019

Glitter Pox

1. The random appearance of glitter on your body.

2. Glitter appearing out of nowhere.

You have something on your face. I think you may have contracted glitter pox.

by Rev Nugget November 5, 2019

glitter tummy

That feeling you get when a new crush smiles at you for the first time. The world stands still and a rush of glitter sparkles throughout your tummy.

I don’t think Kevin heard what I said. Olivia walked in and gave him glitter tummy just as I was speaking with him.

by Bumbuclatwarrior November 9, 2019