pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

Falmouth Funeral

When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.

Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."

Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."

by GrimeusPyneus November 1, 2018

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse

Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse

by Frog Priest September 26, 2020

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Resource funneling

A form of cheating in online strategy games stemming off of multi-accounting where you send all your starting resources to your main account then abandon the secondary account.

"This guy is obviously resource funneling, he has maxed buildings on day 2"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021