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Fuckboom 

noun
(1) An sizable orgasmic ejaculation resulting in a large mess of semen covering a large area.

exclaimation:
A cross between "fuck" and "kaboom."

origin:
1In the beginning there was Student. And Student said “let there be chemistry,” and there was chemistry. 2Now the chemistry was answerless and without study, and the need to complete the course homework hovered over the surface of the deep. and Student said “let there be homework” and there was homework, and he saw that it was good. 3and there was Chemistry and it had homework the first hour. On the second hour Student said “let there be quiet, that I may study” and there was a library. 4Thus there was homework, and there was a library the second hour, and Student saw that it was good. 5Then Student said “let there be software” and there was chemistry software, and Student saw that it was good. 6Student looked upon all of this, and said “it is very good” and there was chemistry, and there was homework the third hour…

1But the software was evil and turned from Student in its answers. 2Anger burned in the heart of Student, and he cried out in anguish. Two words came to mind “FUCK” and “KABOOM,” 3but they rushed from his lips at the same time, and thus “fuckboom” entered the world, spilling from his tongue. 4Rage also burned in the librarian’s heart, and he cast Student from the garden of learning, for the silence was ruined. 5And Student was sorry for what he had made…

The book of Student, ch.1-2
software: Sorry, that's the wrong answer. Make sure you have the right significant figures and try again.

Student: FUCKBOOM!!!!!

librarian: Get out
Fuckboom by Copyright2017 September 14, 2017

Fuckboyed 

- getting played by a fuck boy

- letting a fuck boy play you
- letting a fuck boy do what they want
Yoo Samantha you know kierra got fuckboyed
A boy who throws you off your game. He comes through and is sweet and charming, he pretends he is different than every other guy. He acts surprised by how poorly other men have treated you. He plays it up that he's "honest" and "straight up" and wants to "see where things go". He either says he wants you to be his girl and is lying, telling 20 other girls the same shit. Or he says it (like he thinks he means it) but immediately pusses out and realizes he can't handle the commitment and bails. He loves to say he "can't tell he future" when making plans or talking about feelings... or will say he is doing something for your benefit (to protect your feelings) when in reality it's to serve himself.
Fuckboys will turn it on you like you rushed them, or they're not ready, truth is they are only interested in you serving them; if you ask for anything in return they're gone. Any mildly attractive boy born after 1990 is a guaranteed fuck boy.

Also see: Punk ass bitches
I fell for that kid Adam, and he turned out to be a total fuckboy.
Fuckboy by Yahurd September 28, 2017

fuckboy hashkal 

A fuckboy hashkal are types of boys who will be very caring and all that shit and then spread shit about you to all his friends. A fuckboy hashkal will take you somewhere dodgy only to pretend he loves you but you will be dumb enough to fall for it and he will begin requesting for sexual favors. He will allow all your friends to add you and make you look like a slut. After getting what they want they will block you off social media as they don’t know how to tell you why they have blocked you but would instead tell you that their parents have taken their phones for a search :) A fuckboy hashkal will commonly kiss your hand on a date to believe what you had was real when really it was all just a big fairytale.

If your fuckboy hashkal is a lisenced driver just expect to do anal at the back of his car. A fuckboy hashkal will know that Arabs cannot lose thei virginity so they will fo it from the back.

A fuckboy hashkal will also pass you around to all his friends making you fall in love with each and every single one of them. These are actions made by fuckboy hashkals...:)

Hope this helped
He’s a fuckboy hashkal ffs you went to a dodgy place to hide from his parents
Theres two types of fuckboys ....
1. The ones that will flirt with you and try to get you to send him nudes or have sex with them. Also most of the times they have a girl but talk to you and act all innocent

2. The ones who try to act like they can get alot of girls but cant. The ones who will try so hard to get someone and when they get rejected they act like a jerk and will say so many rude things
Brian is such a fuckboy , he asked me for some nudes and also asked lizbeth for some nudes too”

“Edwin tries to be a fuckboy, he asked me out and i said no and then he was being all rude to me”
Fuckboy by Karen.12 May 27, 2018
Your semi-young douchebag boss that probably has a full head of salt and pepper hair who takes better care of his car than you do anything you own. He only addresses you when he needs something, ignores your emails, and pretends you don’t exist other than to serve him. He has some basic ass name like Jim, Bob, or Jeff. He shows you attention only when it suits him, never says anything nice about you to his friends or your coworkers.
“Did you get a response to your email?”

“No. Jeff is a fuckboy.”
Fuckboy by Sssabertooth June 21, 2018