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french hug

The most intimate and beautiful of all hugs. You start with you your hands really close together and make contact with the generalized belly-button area of the lucky recipient. Then your hands split off to adventure back to the small of the other persons back. Once your hands are around the kidneys, pull them in real tight and make a quick turn up toward the shoulder blades. Once you've finally come to rest at the upper back, possibly even wrapping around to the top of their shoulders, try to maintain a well distributed pressure over their entire body. A deep smell of their neck and pelvic thrust are encouraged, though optional.
Sammy likes getting french hugs from other guys...
by Poop Geyser January 7, 2008
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Felchwarbling

Fel.ch.war.bler.
The act of extracting and gargling with the contents of someones anus after it has been drilled and filled by a tag team of dirty feckers during a gang bang. Typically seen on Redtube..
Dorothy used a straw to suck the mank from Tracy's brutalised purple bum hole before giving a Felchwarbling rendition of god save the queen.
by Rick the Morgan August 27, 2008
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french cuff

A variation on fellatio where the person performing the act wraps their hand around shaft of the penis behind the balls and uses their thumb to push the balls up against the shaft. Then, while taking as much of the shaft into their mouth as possible, they stick out their tongue and swirl it on the pressed-up balls.
My girl gave me a french cuff last night! I felt like a porn star!
by CrusherJoe January 24, 2011
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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Lelarep March 21, 2011
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mexican french horn

Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.
Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
by dannyb December 24, 2007
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felch belch

a warm, gurgling belch that regurgitates the semen swallowed from felching.
While a felch belch can be experienced by anyone who partakes in the act of felching, it is most common in the gay world.
by boombala September 10, 2006
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french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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