Cack Flap

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

anal flap

A small flap of skin that hangs down over the anus caused from too much anal sex.

Man that girl got it soo bad last night that she's sportin' and anal flap.

by teknotronikgrrl420 November 26, 2007

Flap Jacks

A sex position which a female is mounted and faced forward towards the male. The male then grasps the ass cheeks of the female and bounces it up and down like they were flipping pancakes.

Damn boy I flap jacks the hell out of Tiffany last night. Her ass was flipping like pancakes.

by Jacobthewolf September 7, 2012

Flap

generally found on extremly fat people, its a huge sagging boob, or a belly roll or rolls and other things that fit in this description above. when whalelike people walk around, these items apear to (flap), due to air resistance and gravity, much as a birds wings flap or a whale flipper flip and/or flap. sometimes these things all flap/flip at once. this could be called a fat man's disco. amazingly, u get all this action just from walking!

that man just walked across the street, but it looked like he was flipping/flapping/rolling because all the flaps and flips made it look like he was dancing, unintensionally. When he made a turn to the left, all his flaps and rolls made him look as though he had a superpower of turning into tornadoes or spining around while walking straight

by slapapig September 27, 2003

flampy

When you deposit a load of swimmers (semen) in your chicks (or dudes) mouth. They spit the load on your bean bag and then singe the jizz off with a hot light bulb.

Dude, if you like the smell of burnt hair and semen, have your old lady give you a flampy.

by Rex Mantooth October 17, 2006

Flaky Flakerson

Someone who acts so flaky it becomes their nickname. Can be used for temporary flakiness when needed.

That Sandra is a real Flaky Flakerson.

by kb July 23, 2004