I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

by straightouttapawnee July 17, 2011

face_plain

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.

"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"

by Iliketofu August 22, 2004

bass face

The facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy bassline. Can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.

Check out that bass face, the bassist looks like he's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

Lenny Face

The weird faces used for spam and stuff.

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by allthe420 March 15, 2018

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008

face cave

where the face resides, a smoke an swedge den, where techno comes from.

"where have you been"
"in the face cave"

by skin84 December 18, 2007

facebefucked

The emotion experienced by urban dictionary editors that is caused by a massive overload of definitions of names which in turn is caused by a fucking annoying comment on facebook that urges idiots to post the definitions.

God, all those names! We've been facebefucked!

by pistov February 4, 2010