Eastern Taipan

The foreign cousin of the infamous ‘King brown’

Come over here and look me in the eyes when I give ya this Eastern Taipan ya fuckin Dog!

If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment

Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?

by michaelv73 February 27, 2020

eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

Eastern-Sailor

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.

EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit

by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

Exasterbate

To make a situation so bad you can’t masterbate.

After getting fired from my job I was completely Exasterbated.

by WunEyeFricka October 5, 2020

Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.

E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.

by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020

Exasterbate

Exacerbate/masturbate hybrid. The act of making a situation worse by jerking off

If you get caught shop lifting, you might as well exasterbate in the back seat of the police car. Make it a full day!!!!

by Mommy Anomoly January 7, 2021