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Douchebag

Short for
DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el
by DUN-DUN-DUNNN! October 6, 2008
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Douchebook

Synonym for Facebook.

A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.

A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.

A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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Douchebag

Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.
Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!
by A Newt August 7, 2010
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Douchebag

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.
by da jew bank October 17, 2011
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Douchebag

An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.
Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.
by Ryan Clark Jr. October 23, 2017
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Anti-Douchebagatry

Lack of Ability to blend in and or fit in or not suck ass

Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World

YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS

FUCK YOUR LIFE
the Anti-douchebagatry in this room is off the charts
by billabongman aka the nickster February 25, 2009
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sir douchebag

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.
Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.

King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!
by Derp Man March 28, 2014
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