Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them

How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.

by randomstranger2 November 7, 2019

Doing a Chloe

When you fake a sickness/injury to get attention but everyone already knows that you don’t and they think that you have lost ur fuckin mind.

Chloe: I have osteoporosis cancer
Everyone else: No you don’t you are doing a Chloe.

by Every Ccs Student December 15, 2019

doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

by Amolly March 15, 2020

Doing a prox

A person who always sleeping on a 3 am mark

Pokeon: you okay dude?, you seems like you didn't sle-
Vonpier: 'sigh' I'm doing a prox for the past a week now
Pokeon: oh...I'm sorry

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker May 2, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Doing a Mig

When you resign from your job but a worldwide pandemic derails your plans, so you beg for your old job back.

"I was going to take on a new job overseas but they had to go into harsh lockdown, so I ended up doing a Mig and stayed in Australia"

by Manjers October 14, 2020

Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.

Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.

by Epic69gamer January 7, 2021