Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

dialtown

the best visual novel dating sim

p1: "Lawrence and Phil are gonna play dialtown together"
p2: "oh my god they are so cool for that"

by horsemanr3n November 23, 2022

Dildo Incest

Fucking sibling with a dildo

Jonre and aleah do dildo incest

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012

douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone

Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.

by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014

sticky dildo

A dildo with a suction cup on the end that you can basically use to fuck anything or anyone

Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge

by Skailol July 14, 2015