Ms Dew 

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

Ms Dew by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 4, 2023

Mountain Dew legend 

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

Mountain Dew legend by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Mountain Dew GT 

A gorilla tag tiktoker formally know as Mountain Dew GT, or his tiktok handle @mountaindewgt. Mountain Dew GT is known for being a tiktoker who makes a gorilla tag skits / funny videos. Majority of his viewers know him as a PFP maker, or a funny skit provider who can make different peoples day!

Hey {Name}, remember that one gorilla tag skit i sent you yesterday on discord?
Name: Yeah i do! that Mountain Dew GT guy? That skit was really funny lmaoo

Mountain Dew GT by mountaindewgt July 20, 2023

Dookie Dew 

Butt sweat mixed with dookie from a dirty booty.

Walked in the bathroom after big Johnathan, and he left dookie dew all on the back of the toilet seat

Dookie Dew by Dom N. Nader October 13, 2023

Morning Dew 

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

Morning Dew by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

mountain dew and hot pockets by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets 

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets by Blu_leef February 15, 2024