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I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020
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Father-in-law daughter-in-law romance

A romance between a father-in-law and a daughter-in-law. Which sometimes happens especially when his wife is a bitch to him and her daughter ,which is his daughter-in-law, at the same time.
by The Fury 13 November 21, 2010
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Darth Hideous

Any girl that a friend of yours is dating, who is uglier than sin, and whose looks are comparable to those of Darth Sidious
Man, what is with Keenan dating Darth Hideous?
by Derelict Myballs February 7, 2009
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Coal Miner's Daughter

A girl takes a stool hardener until she becomes impacted. A guy then scoops the "coal" out of her ass into the mouth(coal car) of another girl that is waiting.
I was planning on giving her The Peanut Butter Cup but she said she was too stopped up to let me put it in her soupbean. So her cousin begged for a Coal Miner's Daughter!

She said my dick was too big to toss in her soupbean but I was able to talk her into a Coal Miner's Daughter!
by blueSiclone January 27, 2011
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daughters

Quite possibly the worst band in existence. Many hardcore fans pretend to enjoy their music, citing them as "experimental," "abstract," and "amazing." Many believe that because they do not sound like any other band it automatically means their music is good.
You'll get a ton of Live Journal community credibility if you mention the band Daughters.
by roo January 4, 2005
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Daithi

A FRECKLE FACE CUNT who thinks he's so great because he plays football even though he is a good 2 feet sorter then yo
Person1: you see that guy over there
Person2: ya
Person1: he's such a fecking cunt
Person2: let me guess he's a daithi
by El deoblow April 18, 2019
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Darth Vader Building

The Bank of America Tower in Seattle, Washington State. Because of its sinister Darth Vader's helmetlike appearance.
New Yorker: What is that weird building?
Seattleite: Oh, we locals call it the Darth Vader Building. It's really the Bank of America Tower.
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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