cussage

The act of dissingorcussingsomeone can be used like merkage

there's gonna be serious cussage
ooo thats cussage that is

by lush loz May 7, 2005

cusspod

An individual who curses so fluently and frequently, it's thought that four-letter words beginning with F, S and C were fundamentals in their learning of the English language

Every rapper is a cusspod

by theMLI May 20, 2007

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

customonster

A person who, because they are paying for something, feels they can treat service personnel like shit.

Oh, the customonster at table six keeps sending back her steak.

by tomzone June 28, 2010

Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!

Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?

by Snezzle July 8, 2010

Cuss Down

The act of violently cussing someone out, without the physicalities!

Sheryl was on my nerves so bad at work today that I had to give her a "cuss down".

by TMack31 December 1, 2011